This is for those of you who have asked me for birthday gift ideas for Will. I hope you're ready for a jewel heist!
Will: Mama, I know what I want for my birthday. I think I want that diamond we saw in New York.
Me, thinking back to our trip to NYC and DC last spring: What diamond did we see in New York? Was it in a store window?
Will: You remember that one in the big case? In that dark room?
Me: Wait....did we see it in DC? With Aunt Missy?
Will: Yes. With Aunt Missy.
Me: Was it in a museum? In the Smithsonian?
Will: Yep. That big blue diamond.
Me: You want the HOPE DIAMOND for your birthday????
Will: Yep. Or maybe I could buy it? I have all those quarters.
So there you go, birthday gift-getters. If it helps, Will does have about $30, mostly in change, that he's willing to contribute. Maybe it can buy gas for the getaway car? :-)
12 years ago


1 comment:
That is hilarious!!
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